Signs from The Land That Time Conveniently Forgot

What's wrong with this picture?

Sign: All violators will be towed at owners exspens.

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What's not? Among other things, did it occur to anyone that had they spelled "expense" correctly, they wouldn't have needed to abbreviate it? And that this "abbreviation" itself takes up nearly as much room as if they'd just added the "e" on the end anyway?

End religious bigotry!

Sign: Gentile Stroll

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Found at the Whittemore Wildlife Sanctuary, Tewksbury Township, NJ.

Thanks to Dave Pfurr for the photo and headline.

Several ham sandwiches short of a picnic?

Sign: Heavenly Ham Chiropractor

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It's one-stop shopping at its finest!

Another triumph of the educational system:

Sign: Dog's allowed on leash's with scooper's

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Not only is this completely nonsensical, but whoever made the sign was apparently paid per apostrophe.

Score another one for the educational system

Sign: No skates behond this point

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There's not one, but two of these signs at the ice rink.
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